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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| Subject: here you all go..........  Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:02 am | |
| n if they offend.......... well blame gwyn  Q: Whats the difference between an Iraqi tank and a British tank? A: Don't ask me, i'm an American fighter pilot. | |
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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:03 am | |
| Two dyslexics storm a bank and shout "Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a f*** up" | |
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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:05 am | |
| Last week I attended an AA meeting and, to my horror, each person present stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I'm not having these boastful drunkards repairing my car. I can only hope the RAC have more responsible employees. | |
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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:07 am | |
| My wife has just informed me that she wants a rape alarm.So at 5.30 this morning i put tape over her mouth,held her down,shagged her and whispered
"its time to get up" | |
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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:07 am | |
| You hear about the girl who had a threeway with two men and decided shortly after to turn lesbian?.
I was shocked. I was damn certain that two dongs don't make a dyke. | |
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Blowfish
Posts : 67
Join date : 2009-04-01
Location : Edinburgh
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:07 am | |
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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:09 am | |
| An old man dropped dead in front of me in ASDA today.
I felt so sorry for him. He had just bought a Bag for Life!! | |
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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:11 am | |
| I was sent an email by Halifax entitled; "Need help with your finances?"
I duplicated it and sent it right back. | |
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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:12 am | |
| At what point in an argument does "Let's sort this out on Jeremy Kyle!" pop up? | |
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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:13 am | |
| I have to say, I have never raised my hand to a woman.
Unless I'm giving her a thumbs up for doing the hoovering well. | |
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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:14 am | |
| If a deaf person sees somebody dancing to YMCA do they think they're shouting? | |
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craigieboi
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-04-03
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:15 am | |
| 2 cowboys talking about sex
1st Cowboy Whats your favourite position?
2nd Cowboy Rodeo style
1st Cowboy Rodeo style?
2nd Cowboy Yes. Get your girlfriend naked on all fours. Climb on her back and cup her breasts. Then lean forward and whisper in her ear
"these feel like your sisters"
then try and hold on for 8 seconds | |
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Blowfish
Posts : 67
Join date : 2009-04-01
Location : Edinburgh
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:20 am | |
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rio 180
Posts : 4
Join date : 2009-04-04
Location : Macduff
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:46 am | |
| Me to , iwill try it later.{let you know how i get on }  | |
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Blowfish
Posts : 67
Join date : 2009-04-01
Location : Edinburgh
| | Subject: Re: here you all go.......... Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:53 am | |
| Just avoided a black eye  | |
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