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Tigerryes

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PostSubject: passing on the funnies   passing on the funnies Icon_minitimeSun Apr 19, 2009 2:22 am

> Hit the nail on the head !

> An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the

> following was witnessed:

> A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face

> mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the

> checkout. When it was her turn to be served, and as she

> reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the

> English Flag lapel pin, which the female cashier was wearing

> on her blouse.

> The cashier reached up and touched the pin and said,

> 'Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad

> with the forces and I wear it for him'.

> The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going

> to stop bombing and killing her countrymen, explaining that

> she was Iraqi.

> At that point, a Gentleman standing in the queue stepped

> forward, and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and

> said to the Iraqi woman: 'Excuse me, but hundreds of

> thousands of men and women, just like this lady's son

> have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just

> like YOU can stand here, in England, which is MY country and

> allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier

> of bombing YOUR countrymen'. 'It is my belief that

> if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq,

> which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't

> need to be fighting there today'. 'However - now

> that you have learned how to speak out and criticise the

> English people who have afforded you the protection of MY

> country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you

> pay your way back to Iraq'. 'When you get there, and

> if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you

> are here in England, then you should be able to help

> straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got

> you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason

> that you have come to MY country to avoid...'

>

> Apparently the queue cheered and applauded.
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PostSubject: Re: passing on the funnies   passing on the funnies Icon_minitimeSun Apr 19, 2009 1:19 pm

Excellent!!!
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